The Obama Code

Normally I don’t pimp, but Open Left diarist tremayne has solved the secret of how Obama controls the markets: it’s his tie!  When he wears a red tie, the markets go up, but when he wears blue ones, the market goes south.  Unfortunately, Obama seems to have had a preferance for blue ties over the course of his first few months in office – hence the bull market.

I guess the only real question for the right is – is terrorist-loving Michelle the one picking out the President’s ties, and thus secretly tanking our economy?

I’m sure Malkin et al. wil be on that one shortly.

(go to Open Left to see the proof)

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